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Language Butchery: Bitchez Edition

I love the way Lydia steps in to be the voice of reason, but Amanda’s like, “Um, letmethinkhowabout NAH I’m tired of dem skanks yo! 4REAL.” You tell her, Amanda! Way to use that brain!

I attempted to understand what Amanda is upset about in her tirade but all I hear is petty judgment. To which I say, who cares if Joni is a whore who needs “2 get dat pussy checked” because she might have contracted an STD? Who cares if Sammie likes having sex with “dirty Mexicans” who have already had sex with Sammie’s mother? And what does Brittany’s “nosey 2 faced fat ass” have to do with anything? As far as I can tell, Amanda is just a big ole hater. She hates what she can’t have. She’s calling her friends whores on Facebook, but she’s the crazy lady throwing bows at dem hoes whilst pregnant, amirite? She’s got mad problems, but her problems are with herself. Maybe if she spent a little more time working on what’s inside, she’d be a little less intensely insane on the outside. There comes a point when you have to ask yourself what’s more important - being a good prospective mom, or winning the 2011 Bitchez Bowl? (Although in Amanda’s case I think we already have our answer.)

Related: Language Butchery: Story Hour Edition and Baby Mamma Drama

(submitted by Anonymous)